Happy Accidents

Because of our team service style, we do not separate checks by item/guest, checks are accumulated per table and payments can be split. We require a pre-authorization for all tabs and a 2.5% credit card processing fee will be added to all credit card transactions, We encourage you to pay in cash to avoid this fee. Please note that a 20% gratuity will be added to all tabs left open at the end of the evening, we appreciate you keeping your visit limited to two hours during busy times. 

We know there are a lot of cocktails, but don’t get overwhelmed… chat with your bartender. Tell us what YOU LIKE and let’s work it out together. Take a gander below at just some of the stuff we do… oh yeah, we are a distillery and importer, the booze is ours. Enjoy!

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Alcohol Free Libations

We put just as much prep, care, and passion into our N/A beverages as we do our boozy cocktails. Drinks are the name of the game here, and we love them all. You won’t just get fruit muddled in lemonade and called a “mocktail”… you will get a drinks specifically designed for the same balance, mouthfeel and enjoyment as the rest of our creations. 

 

Placebo Effect  6

a non alcoholic clarified milk punch of apple, pear, hibiscus, lemongrass, salted caramel and soy milk whey

Chicha Morada  5

 house made purple corn, lemon, pineapple, cinnamon & clove soda

Strawberry Chamomile Shrub  5

a refreshing soda of macerated strawberries and apple cider vinegar made with chamomile tea

Hopped Grapefruit Soda  4

a house made grapefruit soda lightly dry hopped with citra hops - also available with a pick your poison option below

Banana Soda  5

Patrick's infamous ripe banana soda - also amiable with a pick your poison option below

 

Ginger Soda 4

 house pressed ginger soda

 

NA-Telia   6

our non-alcoholic “faux tequila” is made with apricot, pineapple, agave, peanuts, peppercorns, vanilla, parsley, jalapeño, ginger, bay leaves and mint and can be sipped solo or in a cocktail like the Devil’s Advocate with ginger beer and a fruit syrup $7

 

Not Gin  6

we also make a non-alcoholic version of gin with juniper, coriander, lemon, fennel, cinnamon, star anise, angelica and cardamom - try a alcohol free French 75 or southside $8 

 

Spanish style gin Tonics 

our gin combines effervescently with our signature house made tonic syrup with your choice of additions (can be made with vodka & soda OR whiskey & soda upon request)  $13

 

  1. lavender, juniper berries, star anise, citrus  

  2. orange & jalapeno 

  3. berries & cassis 

  4. pineapple & sage

  5. orange, orange flower water & cardamom bitters

  6. grapefruit, clove & mint

  7. basil & cucumber 

  8. hibiscus syrup & candied hibiscus flower

 

PICK YOUR POISON

Pick Your Spirit and House Made Soda of Choice

Pick One Soda Choice: Patrick's clarified banana soda, house hopped grapefruit soda, ginger soda, or strawberry chamomile shrub

Pick One Spirit Choice: vodka ($10), sherry ($11), gin $(11), rum ($12), whiskey ($13) or tequiliana ($14)

The other GOODS

 

Bamboo  12

manzanilla sherry, dry vermouth, orange bitters, twist - a splendid alternative to a martini 

 

Mad About You   12

madeira, guava, lemon, tropical bitters

 

Lo Sagrado    13

oloroso sherry, pineapple, lemon, sparkling wine 

 

My Sherry Amour  12

manzanilla sherry, cassis, blackberries

 

Port of Entry  12

a classic combination of ruby port and our house made tonic, a crusher 

 

The Beer Fairy  13

absinthe & root beer highball, made with our signature house absinthe and root beer and topped with a sweet vanilla oat milk float. 

(PSA: there is no “beer” in this cocktail)

 

 

Old fashioned

Whiskey Old Fashioned  13

your choice of whiskey, rye, or a split base of both, sugar, angostura bitters 

 

Gin Old Fashioned  12

barrel aged gin, elderflower cordial, orange bitters 

 

White Peach Old Fashioned  13

split base of rye whiskey & rum, white peach syrup, cardamom bitters

 

Rum Old Fashioned  12

rum, brown sugar, angostura and tropical bitters 

 

Soda Pop Old Fashioned  13

whiskey or rum, cola syrup, cardamom bitters 

 

Oaxacan Old Fashioned  14

tequiliana, espadin, agave, angostura and chocolate bitters

 

Vodka

Vod Sod  8

our 100% corn vodka (carbonated) and served on draft with soda water

 

Boots with the Fur  12

a fall season banger with vodka, cocchi rosa, cranberry, pistachio, star anise 

 

Ube Bae (Ooo Bay bay)  13

vodka, purple ube (yam), white chocolate, lavender, calipico (Japanese yogurt soda) 

 

Spa Water   10

lemon vodka, cucumber, celery bitters, citric acid, soda water

 

Young Grasshopper  12

vodka, coconut milk, pandan, mint, chocolate, served FROZEN

 

Hashtag Basic  11

lemon husk infused vodka, citrus oleo saccaharum, lemon juice, ango sugar rim - its’ like the best dang lemon drop you ever had 

(ask for a Basic Bitch and get it toped with soda water in a pint glass a la Michelle)

 

Livin’ on a Pear  13

vodka, pear, manzanilla sherry, lemon, pear smoke bubble

 

Porn Star Martini  13

vodka, passionfruit, lime, vanilla, served with a side of sparkling rosé

 

Crushable  11 

vodka, orange bitter liqueur, cucumber, mint, sparkling wine 

- think of it like a Happerol Spritz

 

Cherry Limeade  10

vodka, tart cherry, lime 

 

Accidentally Loopy  12

fruit loop cereal milk washed vodka, pineapple, lemon, coriander 

(clarified milk punch)

 

Espresso Martini  12

slow burn cold brew, our espresso liqueur, vodka, vanilla - pulled of the nitro draft line, topped with coconut crema

 

Gin

 

House Gin & Tonic  10

probably the most underrated drink on the menu, our gin and house made tonic syrup will change your view of gin & tonics forever

 

Hey, Love  12

gin, sparkling sake, lychee, coconut, electric dust - lick the dust, it makes your tongue tingle and changes your flavor perception 

 

French 75ish    10

gin, lemon, tangerine, sparkling wine 

Southside  10

gin, lemon, mint 

 

Basil Instinct  13

gin, muddled basil, lemon, sparkling wine 

 

 Cat’s Pajamas  9

gin, jasmine, honey, lemon, soda water - it’s like a Tom Collins and a Bee’s Knees got together and had some fun  

 

Bitter Courage   12

gin, bitter orange liqueur, lime, salt & pepper, served caipirinha style 

 

Ramos (Ray-mōs) Gin Fizz   13

gin, lemon, lime, cream, egg white, orange flower water, soda water

 

Clover Club  12

gin, dry vermouth, berries, lemon, egg white 

 

One in a Melon   12

gin, thai chile, cantaloupe, lemon, soda water 

 

Corpse Reviver #2  13

gin, cocchi americano, house dry curaçao, lemon, absinthe rinse

 

Saturn  13

gin, lemon, passionfruit, orgeat, falernum 

 

Dirty Talk  13

our house "dirty" martini - leek, garlic, rosemary, and olive infused gin with dry vermouth

Martini   12

gin, dry vermouth, orange bitters - try it 50/50

 

Oreo Negroni  13

a Oreo fat washed gin combined with the classic red bitter aperitif and sweet vermouth of the original 

 

Negroni  12

gin, red bitter aperitif, sweet vermouth 

 

Rum 

 

Rum ’n Kola   9

rum, kola syrup, lime oil - think Cuba Libre

 

Pi Sigma Lambda ΠΣΛ  10

it's a frozen pumpkin spice latte with rum, vanilla, pumpkin spices, oat milk, brown sugar, and espresso topped with whipped vanilla oat milk 

 

Queen's Park Swizzle   13

 rum, lime, mint, ango & peychaud's bitters 

 

What’s good here?   12

rum, coconut, house ginger beer - our riff on a dark ’n stormy

 

Billie G  14

aged rum, mezcal, guava, li hing mui (salted dried plum), lemon, passion fruit foam, hipster goat garnish

 

Mojito   11

rum, mint, lime, sparkling water 

 

Junglebird  12

pineapple rum, blackstrap rum, red bitter aperitif, pineapple, lime

Mai Tai  12

rum, house made orgeat and dry curaçao, lime, mint

 

One and Done  14

rum, PX sherry, Byrrh Quinquina, tart cherry

a boozy concoction of some stuff you might not know of, just go for it

 

Whiskey

our house whiskey is a seven year blend of 

80% corn, 11.5% rye, 8.5% malt

 

Whiskey & Soda  8

our whiskey (carbonated) and served on draft with soda water

 

Whiskey Kola   9

 whiskey, hickory smoked kola, bitters, garnished with peanuts in the true southern tradition

Rattlesnake   13

rye whiskey, lemon, egg white, absinthe rinse

Soupe de Jour  13

split base of whiskey and tequilana with spicy ginger, carrot and turmeric

 

 Paperplane  12

whiskey, orange bitter liqueur, amaro, lemon 

An Apple A Day  11

whiskey, salted caramel, cold pressed apple, lemon 

Pandan-monium  12

whiskey, pandan (a green leaf used in Asian cuisine with flavors of almond, vanilla and butter popcorn), coconut, soda water

 

Boulevardier  14 

whiskey, red bitter aperitif, sweet vermouth

Happy Manhattan  14

whiskey, dry vermouth, honey jasmine, bitters

 

Miracle Max  13

whiskey, Pedro Jimenez sherry, cardamom bitters 

Sazerac  14

rye whiskey, peychaud's bitters, absinthe rinse, simple 

 

 

AGAVE

we import five types of agave spirits from Mexico… tequiliana $10, mezcal espadin $11, sotol $12, mezcal raicilla $14, and mezcal bacanora $16

 

Ranch Water  11

tequiliana, lime, soda water 

 

Little Dove  13

mezcal espadin, grapefruit, butterfly rossen (rose), soda water, salt air

 

Jalapeño Biznass  13

jalapeño infused tequilana, orange, lime, canella, orange bitters, sal de gusano

 

Soupe Du Jour    13

split base of whiskey and tequilana with spicy ginger, carrot and turmeric

 

Billie G  14

aged rum, mezcal, guava, li hing mui (salted dried plum), lemon, passion fruit foam, hipster goat garnish

Midnight Morada 14

mezcal espadin, pasubio amaro, dry vermouth, lemon, honey-jasmine, chicha morada

 

Boys to the Yard  14

mezcal espadin, cocoa puff cereal milk, coffee, orange, fennel 

(clarified milk punch)

 

Rosita  15

mezcal raicilla, sweet vermouth, dry vermouth, bitter orange liqueur, angostura bitters

white Wine

 

Chenin Blanc/Viognier - Pine Ridge, CA.  11

Albariño - Tangent, Spain.  11

Manzanilla Sherry - Spain (not your grandma’s sherry, it’s so good)  12

Rosé - Stemmari, Italy 11

 

Red Wine

Pinot Noir  - Cartlidge & Browne, CA  12

Tempranillo - 10 year - Anciano, Spain  12

Monica di Sardegna - “Perdera” Argiolas, Italy  14

 

Beer 

Cider - Aspall Dry, England  6

Scenic West Hazy IPA - Bow & Arrow Brewing Co., New Mexico 6

(the only Native and LGBT owned brewery in the country)

Bubbles 

Brut Cava - Conquilla, Spain   10

Brut Rosé Cava - Gran Sarao, Spain  10

 

FOOD STUFFS

Pimento Cheese 12

A southern classic cheese dip of sharp cheddar cheese, cream cheese, mayo, three hot sauces, pimento peppers and spices, served with crackers 

 

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner  21

a smorgasbord of chicken... chicken nuggets, deviled eggs, spiced chicken liver mousse, chicken skin crackers, pickled vegetables, all served with dipping sauces for your pleasure - it's kinda insane, just go for it!

Calabacitas Aranchinis 12

the New Mexican staple,  fried up in a ball of Spanish rice 

zucchini, squash, onion, tomato, garlic and corn wrapped , served with collard pesto

 

Gumbo Wontons  14

Chef Adrienne's grandfather's gumbo recipe, wrapped in a little package

Deep fried and served with a side of the gumbo broth for dipping.

Fried Stuffed Okra  12

chorizo style ground pork stuffed fried okra with a creamy sweet chili dipping sauce 

Fried Pickled Vegetables  13

pickled baby corn, cauliflower, cornichons, leeks, asparagus, yellow squash, zucchini served with ranch dipping sauce 

Green Chile Poutine  12

green chili gravy, bacon, ground pork, white cheese curds, poured over french fries 

Chopped Salad  17

mesquite smoked salmon, cucumber, air dried corn, seasoned dehydrated carrot chips, cherry tomatoes, okra fries, cous cous, crispy spam bits, ultimate ranch

  

Spinach ‘N Artichoke Grilled Cheese 14

It’s like spin art dip and a grilled cheese had a baby

spinach, charred artichokes, goat cheese, pecorino, white cheddar, served on sourdough served with fries or greens

O.F.T.D Burger  18

ground angus beef patty, fried chicken skin, pimento cheese, grilled pickled okra, onions, tomato jam, mayo and mustard - served with  fries or green

 

Mick Rhib 17

plum and bourbon BBQ beef short rib ciabatta sandwich with a cucumber slaw, served with fries or greens 

 

Carrot Dog 16

miso and mushroom braised carrot, grilled and served between buns with collard green kimchi, vegan cucumber mayo, grilled pineapple, and banana peel "bacon", served with fries or greens (vegetarian, vegan without bun)

Steak Frites  19

hanger steak cooked to order topped with chimichurri, served with fries

 

Grilled Chicken  22

grilled chicken breast, black garlic beurre blanc, sautéed oyster mushrooms, wild rice

Dessert

 

Liter of Cola  9

chocolate cake with a soft hazelnut caramel center and chocolate coca cola icing 

 

Clafoutis a la Patrick 7

a baked French dessert of black cherries, arranged in a buttered dish and covered with a thick flan-like batter dusted with powdered sugar

Boozy Creme Brûlée 8

whiskey soaked banana creme brûlée